Aadhaar card
A Must Must Read
A Scene in
2020...
⚡Operator: Hello Pizza Hut!
Customer: Hello, can you please take my order?
⚡Operator : Can I have your
multi purpose Aadhar card number first, Sir?
Customer: Yeah!
Hold on..... My
number is 889861356102049998-45-54610
⚡Operator : OK... you're... Mr
SYED and you're calling from 155, 1st Cross. Panduranga Nagar, MG Road, Hyderabad. . Your home number is 26490786,
your office 22211379 and your mobile is
9880088786. You are calling from you home number now.
Customer: (Astonished) How did you get all my phone numbers?
⚡Operator : We are connected to
the system, Sir.
Customer: I wish to order your Seafood Pizza...
⚡Operator : That's not a good
idea Sir.
Customer: How come?
⚡Operator : According to your
medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol
level, sir.
Customer: What?... What do you recommend then?
⚡Operator : Try our Low Fat
Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it.
Customer: How do you know for sure?
⚡Operator : You borrowed a book
titled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library last week, sir.
Customer: OK I give up... Give me three family size ones
then.
⚡Operator : That should be
enough for your family of 07. Sir. The total is Rs. 2,450.
Customer: Can I pay by credit card?
⚡Operator : I'm afraid you have
to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank
Rs. 1,51,758 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges
on your housing loan, Sir.
Customer: I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and
withdraw some cash before your guy arrives.
⚡Operator : You can't Sir. Based
on the records, you've exhausted even your overdraft limit.
Customer: Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the
cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?
⚡Operator : About 45 minutes
Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your
motorcycle.
Customer: What?
⚡Operator : According to the
details in the system , you own a motorcycle registration number 7786
Customer: "????" (hmmm.. these guys know my
motorcyle number too!)
⚡Operator : Is there anything
else, sir?
Customer: Nothing.! .. by the way... aren't you giving me
that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?
⚡Operator : We normally would
sir, but based on your records, you're also diabetic... In the best interest of
your health, we are holding this offer for you.
Customer: teri (Hindi)
⚡Operator: Better mind your
language sir. Remember on 10th July 1986 you were imprisoned for 3 days and
fined Rs.5,000 for using abusive language against a policeman...?
Customer faints...
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